It would only be terrible if you did NOT.

ugh do not even GET ME STARTED on how much I think Eames reminds me of Marlowe. They are both:

- sneakily brilliant
- possibly a bit mad
- COUNTERFEITERS
- rakehells (omg my most favourite archaic word)
- of ambiguous sexual preference
- gloriously creative
- delighted brawlers
- TOTAL BADASS NINJAS OR SOMETHING IDEFK

IN CONCLUSION: *FLAILS*