"You could take it off now. Because of it being so wet. And it's probably wool, right?" Steve said. "You'll never get the wrinkles out again."
"Oh my god," shrieked the suspect. Both Danny and Steve were sitting on him. "You're fucking lunatics!"
"That's just not polite," Danny said. "You don't hear me making personal statements about you even though I think you're a rotten scumbag, do you? That's because I have manners."
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"But the wild monkey sex IS going to happen, right?" he shouted. One of his neighbors was jogging with her chihuahuas and tripped over them when Steve shouted. He'd have to send her a fruit basket later.
"Well OBVIOUSLY," Danny shouted back.
The whole story was awesome, but those were my favourite bits.
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"Oh my god," shrieked the suspect. Both Danny and Steve were sitting on him. "You're fucking lunatics!"
"That's just not polite," Danny said. "You don't hear me making personal statements about you even though I think you're a rotten scumbag, do you? That's because I have manners."
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"But the wild monkey sex IS going to happen, right?" he shouted. One of his neighbors was jogging with her chihuahuas and tripped over them when Steve shouted. He'd have to send her a fruit basket later.
"Well OBVIOUSLY," Danny shouted back.
The whole story was awesome, but those were my favourite bits.