Always Where I Need to be

Title: Always Where I Need to be
Author: ifeelbetter
Disclaimer: I own nothing of value.
Word Count: 3,002
Summary: Eames drunk-dials Arthur.
Notes: Written for the inception_kink meme. Prompt was Eames is drunk and lonely and drunk-dials Arthur. Some kind of deep-ish conversation ensues (schmoop would be awesome). I have definitely delivered the schmoop. And, by semi-popular demand (coughlamboystercough) and strategic use of animated Tom Hardy, it has nearly doubled in size.

( You've reached the number 555-020-5522. Please leave your name and number and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 'Arthur? You're not picking up. Arthur. ArtHUR. What if I promised to be reasonable? I'll stick to safe topics. I can go back to trivia, even. I'll just leave the ends of facts I think I know and you can scoff and fill in the blanks and feel superior. You'd like that, wouldn't you? Come on, darling, just pick up the phone. What if I--' )

DUDES.

There has been glorious, fantabulous, adjective-destroying-from-sheer-awesome fanart for one of my fics!

The fic is Are You Working Up to Something? (a.k.a., Arthur Doesn't Know They're Dating) and the fanart is all here, from the [insert absurdly hyperbolic adjective that is still not worthy of the wonderfiliciousness of this business] dumbimps.

Dudes. This is...I don't have words.