Give Me The Number (if you can find it)

Title: Give Me The Number (if you can find it)
Author: ifeelbetter
Disclaimer: I own nothing of value.
Word Count: 5,181
Summary: Arthur and Eames accidentally switch phones in Bruges. In the few days between them realizing it and finally returning them, they each discover something unexpected about the other.
Notes: Written for the inception_kink meme back in....September. Yes. That was a long time ago. And it's totally one of my favorite things I've ever written. I just. I put a lot of coding in there. And then the semester began. And...I honestly have no legit excuse. The title comes from the Jim Croce song "Operator."

( Of concrete shoes, vanishing points, and iPhone aps. )

The Goose Never Voted for an Early Christmas

Title: The Goose Never Voted for an Early Christmas
Author: ifeelbetter
Disclaimer: I own nothing of value.
Word Count: slightly above 500 (whoopsie)
Summary: An awkward dinner between families. Unfortunately, Arthur and his mom are running late.
Notes: Written for the holiday_heist holidays awesomeness. pearljamz did the amaaaazing art.

( “When I tell you to fuck off, I hope you take it in the spirit in which it was intended,” Arthur said when he picked up the phone. )

You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs

Title: You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs
Author: ifeelbetter
Disclaimer: I own nothing of value.
Word Count: 2,248
Summary: Mycroft offers Sherlock a series of readings to help him prepare for falling in love with John.
Notes: Written for the sherlockbbc_fic kink_meme back in...November. The prompt was the last line of Joyce's Ulysses. The other texts referred to are Plato's Symposium, Marlowe's "The Passionate Shepherd to his love," Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, Austen's Persuasion, and Tennyson's In Memoriam.

( A directed course of readings. Subject: love. )